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⏲ Duration: 98 sec
✓ Published: 10-Jun-2017
✓ Published: 10-Jun-2017
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I performed this monologue as part of a showcase for a theatre company. This was during rehearsal. This is the namaste bitch monologue from Yoga Fart by Gabriel Davis.nnYou know, sis. Before I started practicing yoga, if I had found out you slept with my boyfriend …nnI might have not shown up today, for you. And left you without a maid of honor on your wedding day. But yoga teaches faithfulness.nnI might have stolen your wedding dress last night and sold it on ebay.But yoga teaches non-steal
I performed this monologue as part of a showcase for a theatre company. This was during rehearsal. This is the namaste bitch monologue from Yoga Fart by Gabriel Davis.nnYou know, sis. Before I started practicing yoga, if I had found out you slept with my boyfriend …nnI might have not shown up today, for you. And left you without a maid of honor on your wedding day. But yoga teaches faithfulness.nnI might have stolen your wedding dress last night and sold it on ebay.But yoga teaches non-steal
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